27 Jan 2026
Jamie Demetriou’s Closet Picks
The actor, comedian, and screenwriter shares why he thinks Secrets & Lies is Mike Leigh’s “juiciest” work, praises the powerful simplicity of The Celebration, and selects contemporary films that have inspired him, like Anatomy of a Fall and The Worst Person in the World.
Jamie Demetriou: everything they reached for, and whose taste is nearest
Criterion's own upload · on criterion.com
This visit as a strip, a cell for each choice: paler the older the film, indigo for a box set, which is one cell however many films it holds. The order is the order Criterion's own page lists them in, which is probably but not provably the order they came off the shelf.
| Chose | Director | Year | Taken by | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Secrets & Lies | Mike Leigh | 1996 | |
| 2 |  The Celebration | Thomas Vinterberg | 1998 | |
| 3 |  The Squid and the Whale | Noah Baumbach | 2005 | |
| 4 |  Anatomy of a Fall | Justine Triet | 2023 | |
| 5 |  Punch-Drunk Love | Paul Thomas Anderson | 2002 | |
| 6 |  The Worst Person in the World | Joachim Trier | 2021 | |
| 7 |  Being John Malkovich | Spike Jonze | 1999 |
How far across film history it reaches
The axis is the same 1920 to 2030 on every visit page, so a haul that stayed inside one decade looks like one. A box set is drawn across the years of the films inside it, which is a range of release dates and not a claim about the set. Nothing here is in the order the choices were made: displayed position moves film year by a fifth of one percent of its variance, which is not a slope worth drawing.
How long this haul is
Its 7films run 13.5 hours. The median visit runs 19.2 hours, over the 375 whose every runtime is on record.
That is 116 minutes of film for each of its 7 choices, counting a box set as the one choice it was. Across the 375 visits with a complete total, the median is 136.4 minutes.
How unusual this haul was
Its 7 choices had been taken by 6.57 visits each on average, counting a box set as one thing. Every one of them has been taken by somebody else too. The least-picked was The Squid and the Whale, taken by 2 visits in total.
This visit reached the work of Joachim Trier, through The Worst Person in the World, Justine Triet, through Anatomy of a Fall and Mike Leigh, through Secrets & Lies, who have been in this closet too. Not one of those reaches is returned.